"What the hell could a babe like that see in a geekboy like him?" you may
well ask yourself. Well the reason she's with a geekboy is that she has
discovered the secret that geekboys make the perfect mates. Sure, women may
enjoy the rippling muscled jock-type boy-toys but while they may make for a
few weeks or maybe months of fun, if you want a lasting, loving relationship
you gotta go for the geekboy. Why? Here's why.

First off, a geekboy will be loyal. Why will a geekboy be loyal to you? The
reason is quite simple, their high I.Q.s give them the ability to calculate
the odds that another woman would ever want to have sex with them. That
alone will keep them from straying.

You can also, if you so desire, keep a geekboy from eyeing other women by
strategically misplacing his glasses before you go out to the clubs or the
beach. The stereotype is true, geekboys are all indeed "absent minded
professors". We would never think to blame you for hiding our glasses, we'd
just believe we had forgotten where we had last put them.

The rippling muscled jock-type boy-toy is really into himself. They're
beautiful and they want a beautiful woman on their side to make the perfect
accessory. The facts are, no matter how beautiful you are there's always one
other woman out there who is just a bit more beautiful that the jock-type
boy-toy will dump you for in a second. A geekboy, on the otherhand, will
worship you like a goddess just because you show them affection.

Geekboys always have a youthful enthusiasm for everything. That's why
they're called "geekboys" and not "geekmen". This youthful enthusiasm is
contageous. Hanging around with a geekboy will keep you feeling young. Not
only that, but this youthful enthusiasm will help many geekboys prevent
falling into that great relationship destroyer the "mid-life crisis". The
normal male will deal with the mid-life crisis by either buying expensive
sports cars or recreational vehicles, or by nailing the first 18 year old
who will give them the time of day (and don't fool yourself women, no matter
how repulsive your mate may be, there's always one bubble-brained bimbo out
there who will catch his eye, laugh at his jokes, fall for his lines, steal
him away and wreck your home). Geekboys, on the other hand, if they should
succumb to the "mid-life crisis" will combat it by buying a new
computer/video game system/ assorted techno gadget. They may still be
expensive, but not "shiny new red porche" expensive.

Most other women will never, ever try to steal your geekboy, but should a
"man hunter" manage to get her sites on your geekboy you have nothing to
fear. Geekboys are very dense when it comes to knowing if a woman is
interested in them. in fact we can often be downright "without a clue" when
it comes to knowing if someone is interested in us. This may prove to be an
obstacle in the path of obtaining a geekboy of your own so you will have to
be persistent with the geekboy you are after. Sit them down and explain
things thoroughly to them. Diagrams help, geekboys love diagrams, and charts
too. The typical "man hunter" will quickly give up on your geekboy and move
on to easier prey.

Of course the chances of a "man hunter" even spotting your geekboy in the
first place are very slim. Why? Geekboys don't tend to dress with a lot of
flash and fashion. This is not to say that geekboys are not knowledgeable
about such things it is just that to the average geekboy, clothes are worn
to prevent being naked and that's about it. Our drab, nrrrd-ish coverings
provide an excellent camouflage against the eyes of the "man hunter".
Now don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that geekboys can't be tempted to
cheat on you. There are many women that geekboys would sleep with in a
second if the opportunity presented itself. Luckily for you they're all
fictional characters and most of them are cartoon women at that. What I
wouldn't give to be in a Sailor Mercury/Velma Dinkley sandwich... Umm...
what was I talking about again? Oh yeah...

You can spring things on a geekboy at the last minute and then tell them "I
told you about this two weeks ago." Like I said, geekboys are all, without
exception, absent minded. Who are we going to believe in a situation like
this? Our goddess or our faulty memory? The best defense we can offer is
"Well you should know that there's no way I'd remember that." You can shoot
holes through that one at will.

Geekboys will never leave any embarrassing porn lying about the house. But
for Bira's sake don't look in C:\xxx. But unlike the average Joe, the
geekboy doesn't merely surf the net for porn just to get his rocks off. No,
when the geekboy surfs for porn he's actually doing research on techniques
to better please his goddess. (Do yourself a favor, give them the URL to a
site of erotic stories written by women, you won't regret it.)

Besides all this there are many other advantages to getting yourself a
geekboy. Never will you have an appliance flashing "12:00" again (in fact
they may well all be synchronized to an atomic clock). Geekboys are handy
for repairing broken electronic items. Your computer will always be in peak
operating condition. And if you ever feel the need to get away from us for
awhile there's always a Star Trek, Star Wars, anime, computer, videogames,
or comics convention you can pack us off to leaving you free to enjoy a
little peace and quiet. Geekboys are well read, great conversationalists,
creative and are actually turned on by women who are smarter than they are.