Taking a wee break from the golf circuit, Tiger Woods drives his Buick
to an Irish gas station. An attendant greets him in a typical Irish manner,
unaware of who the golf pro is. "top of the mornin', etc."

As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket. "So, what
are those, son?" asks the attendant.

"They're called tees," replies Tiger.

"And what would ya be usin' 'em for, now?" inquires the Irishman.

"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive", replies Tiger.

"Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaims the Irish attendant. "Those fellas
at Buick think of everything