From: someone@nowhere.com
To: someones_friend@everywehre.com
Subject: Warning

SEND THIS WARNING TO EVERYONE ON YOUR EMAIL LIST: 

IF A MAN COMES TO YOUR FRONT DOOR AND SAYS 
HE IS CONDUCTING A SURVEY AND ASKS YOU TO 
SHOW HIM YOUR BOOBS, DO NOT SHOW HIM YOUR BOOBS. 
THIS IS A SCAM, HE ONLY WANTS TO SEE YOUR BOOBS. 

I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid. 

Signed, 

The Blonde