Bridezilla and the polar bear
Bridezilla wonders if she can grow her nails as long as the polar bear -- it would look spectacular with a French manicure!
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Bridezilla and Groom
Here we see Bridezilla and Groom outside a replica of the Science Museum's old entrance. Bridezilla is happy that she is not getting married back then, before the time of bubble send-offs and synthetic fabrics. Whatever did brides do? What barbarism!
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Bridezilla and the fighting lizard and bug
Bridezilla pits the fighting lizard against the bumble bug as the two vie for a position at the kids' table at the reception. Who will win?
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Groom saves the lizard from certain death
Groom pleads with Bridezilla to include both the lizard and the bug at the kids' table. He wants the moose there, too. Bridezilla agrees after Groom promises to increase the wedding budget,
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Bridezilla and the Tumbleweed
Bridezilla points to Groom's idea for flowers at the wedding. Silly Groom!
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Bridezilla in the Hmong House
Bridezilla considers the Hmong fabric for the reception table cloths.
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Bridezilla and Groom in the Hmong House Doorway
Bridezilla lectures Groom on carrying her over the threshold.
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Bridezilla, Groom and the big tree
Groom stops to point out the large tree rings, and Bridezilla goes into fits remembering that they have not ordered their rings yet. Groom calms her down by promising to visit Bailey Banks and Biddle as soon as possible.
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Bridezilla, Maid of Honor and Groom
Bridezilla takes a moment to pose with Maid of Honor and Groom -- these lessons are very important practice for when the photographer is present. Groom needs to work on his photo-smile!
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Bridezilla the Scientist?
Bridezilla stops for a moment to ponder women in science -- while Bridezilla is too busy with her wedding to think about science, she is certain that it was women scientists who advanced the current state of wedding technology. Who else could have invented the bubble machine?
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Bridezilla and Groom on the park benches
Bridezilla and her groom take a moment to relax on the park benches.
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Bridezilla and Groom on the park bench
Bridezilla gets fidgety thinking about all the things she still needs to think about -- how to keep the B-list and A-list guests from talking about when they received their invitations and where to seat the obnoxious distant relatives -- so Groom gives her a brief back rub, restoring her to tranquility.
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Groom and the Mississippi
Groom wishes he had a river he could skate away on.
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Bridezilla and the digital river basin
Bridezilla wonders if she should consider a non-traditional dress color.
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Tug boat
Bridezilla looks at the little tug boat, and wonders if she could fit one in the reception hall. It could keep the kids entertained!
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Bridezilla takes the tug's helm
In a picture of the way things will be in the future, Bridezilla takes the helm as Groom looks longingly at the horizon.
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Bridezilla, Groom and "The Rope"
Bridezilla shows Groom what will happen if he doesn't show up at the altar.
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Bridezilla, Rocket Scientist
Bridezilla knows she's a rocket scientist. Who else could pull off a wedding in a planetarium? Huh? Who?
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Bridezilla at sunset
Bridezilla looks into the sunset. thinking that perhaps she will just keep planning her wedding, for ever and ever.
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Bridezilla meets her match!
The final straw -- Bridezilla's reign of terror has gone on too long! To save the world from a future of tulle and catering and big fluffy dresses, Tyrannosaurus Rex regretfully but firmly does what he has to.
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