Bridezilla getting IMAX tickets
Here we see Bridezilla standing in line for IMAX tickets. She uses this time to worry about such critical issues as whether the bridesmaids' dresses are fluffy enough and the cake is high enough.
Bridezilla still in line
Bridezilla is still considering the minutiae of her wedding -- would the parents agree to their children being gagged at the ceremony?
Bridezilla getting tickets
Here we see the cashier recovering from Bridezilla's overwhelming beauty. She has gotten used to her utter beauty having such effect on people, and tries to forgive his shocked expression.
Bridezilla relaxes for an IMAX movie
Here we see Bridezilla in a rare moment of relaxation. Of course, her mind is still thinking of the wedding, wondering if perhaps an IMAX film crew could be hired.
Bridzilla and the Mamenchisaurus
Here we see Bridezilla connecting with her ancient ancestors for the first time. She grows faint thinking about how hard it must have been to find bridal gowns to flatter their long necks.
Bridezilla and the T. Rex
Bridezilla marvels at the teeth on the Tyrannosaurus Rex, wondering how many caterers could be whipped into shape by just flashing those babies.
Bridezilla and the T. Rex
Bridezilla considers how lucky the T. Rex must have been, with small, nearly immobile arms that would fit perfectly into many modern bridal gowns.
Bridezilla and the T. Rex
Here we see Bridezilla admiring the bony structure of the T. Rex -- surely she could have looked good in even the tiniest bridal gown.
Bridezilla in the belly of a dinosaur
This 400-some gallon barrel is an illustration of the size of the stomach of the large dinosaurs. Bridezilla's glad she doesn't have one this size, or she would have to spend all of her time filling it instead of ordering around florists, caterers, bridesmaids and wedding coordinators.
Bridezilla and Groom In the belly of a dinosaur
Bridezilla pauses to consider if the 400-gallon barrel will be enough booze for the wedding guests.
Bridezilla and the dinosaur thigh bone
Here we see Bridezilla measuring herself up to her ancestors, and breathing a sigh of relief that she won't have to find a dress to flatter such a large thigh.
Bridezilla and her groom and the dinosaur thigh bone
Here we see Groom measuring up -- at least Bridezilla won't have to order the extra-tall tuxedo for Groom.
Bridezilla and Stegasaurus
Bridezilla contemplates how the Stegosaurus bride might go wild with accessories for all of those plates on her back! Tulle, ribbon and flowers -- oh my!
Bridezilla, Groom and the in-laws
Here Bridezilla introduces Groom to one of his new in-laws.
Bridezilla and Groom at Wannagan Creek
Bridezilla smiles while considering whether the bridesmaids should carry crocodile-skin purses to accent their dresses.
Groom considers the in-laws
Groom takes a moment to pause and consider the horns on the in-laws. He wonders if it's too late to elope.
Bridezilla and Groom rest for a moment
Here we see a moment of tranquility as Bridezilla and Groom rest on an ancient volcano.
Bridezilla Stomp!
The moment of tranquility passes quickly, and Bridezilla goes into a sudden rage! This terrifies the camel, the deer, and whatever that lemur-like thing is in the background.
Bridezilla and the robot
Here we see Bridezilla considering the benefits of a mechanical husband. He would know the wedding budget and exactly how much was left. He would be able to wrap the wedding favors with absolute precision. Much better than the analog version!
Bridezilla, Groom and the robot
Bridezilla quickly changes her mind on the robotic husband when the robot sparks. It could ruin the mood of the wedding, competing with the soft candlelight Bridezilla has already planned. She decides to keep Groom -- for now.
Bridezilla, Groom and Science
Bridezilla teaches Groom about the Universe. She concentrates on the role of the Groom in planning the wedding -- he is to say "Yes Dear" to all her requests, and open his wallet at the appropriate moment.
Groom and the EM spectrum
Here we see Groom pointing to the tiny sliver of the spectrum that's visible. This corresponds to his importance to the wedding.
Bridezilla plays with the forces of nature
High on her own power, Bridezilla levitates this pink ball and wonders if she could use this for a unique center piece.
Bridezilla teaches Groom about life
"I have a lot in common with the Sun," Bridezilla tells Groom. "Like the Sun, the Earth and everything else revolves around me."
Bridezilla, Groom and a tornado
Here we see Bridezilla awed by the power of a tornado. This is one of the few forces of nature greater than Bridezilla herself, who is able to destroy mountains and caterers.
Bridezilla, Groom and the Sun
Bridezilla smiles under the sun with Groom. She knows that Mother Nature will force the Sun to be out on her wedding day....or else Mother Nature will be very, very sorry.
Bridezilla and Groom in a window
Here we see Bridezilla fondling the curtains, wondering if they might make good wraps for the bridesmaids.
Bridezilla practicing her bridesmaid speech
Bridezilla rehearses her speech to the bridesmaids: "We will not trip down the aisle. Every piece of your hair will be in place, and if it's not, you're out of the pictures. Do not hit on any of the groomsmen, that's just tacky..." She continued for a good 10 minutes.
Bridezilla and the chromosome couch
Bridezilla lounged for a moment on the chromosome couch, wondering if it would be available for her registry.
Bridezilla and the corpuscle chair
If she couldn't register for the chromosome couch, perhaps this lovely corpuscle chair!