The Avengers

0/5 stars
(too bad I can’t assign negative numbers…)

I want those two hours of my life back.

I’m not sure where to start, since so much of this production was bad. The characters were incomprehensible, the script dull, and the plot incoherent. There was not one character that I liked, and like The Brotherhood of the Wolf, Andrew and I often looked at each other with puzzled looks, trying to figure out what the hell was happening.

Don’t bother. You’d be better off counting the hairs on your head for amusement.