Sitting to pee is clearly fiddling with God’s work

Posted by barb on Oct 3, 2006 in Random Thoughts |

In Norway, the head of one of the political parties is all up-in-arms that schoolboys have to sit to pee (Urination will go to committee)

“It is a human right not to have to sit down like a girl,” Kleppe said.

Err. Right. I’ve been in a unisex bathroom, and I’ve avioded them ever since. Why? Because men can’t aim. I can’t imagine that boys are any better. Making them sit down will reduce the work for the janitorial staff, clearly, and make the restroom much, much more sanitary.

But, of course, FSM knows what might happen to these boys if they have to sit down “like girls” to pee. Maybe they’ll grow up to be gay. Or worse, sensitive.

Give me a f—ing break. Don’t these people in Norway have better things to do with taxpayers’ time than this? The sad thing is that I could totally see this happening here in the US, too.

[via Bitch PhD]

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Sweetie
Oct 3, 2006 at 1:04 pm

Might I just chime in that my finance, the janitor, sits down to pee for that very reason – men can’t aim, and he’s tired of cleaning up others’ pee. And, he still seems to be able to function like a normal man. I mean, I’m not complaining….(and I never have to look before I sit!)


 

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